A CHAT

Coffee Talk with AussiWilliam

  • H: Oh yeah man - order a Con Panna, next time ur out
  • too fatty.
  • W: It's espresso and whip cream, its awesome, It's equal to a chai latte
  • i like my double espresso macchiato (no foam) with 1/2 ounce of steamed whole milk
  • actually.... a whole ounce of steamed whole milk
  • whole milk is bad for ur too dude
  • H: y
  • W: I can make those tho. whole milk is fatty
  • H: annnnnnnnd whipped cream is a frisée salad?
  • W: but there's more milk in a macchiato then whip cream in a con panna. suck on 'dem apples
  • H: erm...... no.... that's wrong
  • 1 ounce of 3% milk, is better than 1/4 ounce of 35% whipped cream. how you like 'dem apples?
  • W: yeah but man, if you get a macchiato, it's like the size of a latte, but with foam, but if you don't get foam and just steamed milk, you're getting more milk, compared to the small size of just the espresso
  • H: uh uh uh
  • W: lol
  • H: i said a double espresso with an ounce of 3% steamed whole milk. that's 3 ounces of fluid, one of them being dairy. i didn't say a mochacino .... i said macchiato
  • and you call yourself a barrista ..... pfft
  • W: lol, a small is a single shot, a medium is a double, and a large is three single shots - so ur double espresso is essentially two short singles
  • anyways... London Fogs and Caps are what I like - simple, little extra fat
  • H: if you're serving 'TALL' lattes with a single shot of espresso...... that's lame
  • i hate london fog lattes
  • tea isn't supposed to be a latte
  • W: no no, dude! we were talking about macchiatos - which is espresso, so it conforms to single and double shots, cuz u can get small/medium/large - lattes are double.
  • (I am aware lattes are espresso too, but they're not a pure, so hats off to you for the mac choice)
  • (always get a small tho - its the most concentrated, cheap, and healthy)
  • (or a tall in starbucks english)
  • H: yes but espressos don't have sizes. they're single, double, triple, or quad. get it straight.